unordered thoughts

…why it is that you hear about people being disgruntled but you don’t hear of anyone ever being gruntled?

…what things were ‘the best thing since’ before sliced bread was invented.

…why you only ever hear of people being ‘fucked stupid’.  Why is it that you never hear of people being ‘fucked smart’?

…why ‘dyslexia’ is such a hard word to spell?

…why ‘abbreviation’ is such a long word?

…why ‘mnemonic’ is such a hard word to remember?

…why ‘phonetically’ is not spelled phonetically?