1. Happy St Patrick’s Day!

    St Patrick’s Day is the one day of the year on which those who lay rightful claim to Irish ancestry celebrate and those who do not lie about it.

    So for all you Irishmen and women out there a blessing…

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    May the Irish hills caress you.
    May her lakes and rivers bless you.
    May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
    May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you. 

    May there always be work for your hands to do,
    May your purse always hold a coin or two.
    May the sun always shine warm on your windowpane,
    May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
    May the hand of a friend always be near you,
    And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

    May those who love us love us.
    And those that don’t love us,
    May God turn their hearts.
    And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
    May he turn their ankles,
    So we’ll know them by their limping. 

    May you live as long as you want,
    And never want as long as you live. 
    May your glass be ever full.
    May the roof over your head be always strong.
    And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

    Also beware of the green beer; it is Leprechaun pee.

    Happy St Patrick’s Day