unordered thoughts

…why it is that you hear about people being disgruntled but you don’t hear of anyone ever being gruntled?

…what things were ‘the best thing since’ before sliced bread was invented.

…you wipe your arse with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean.

…you have more wives than teeth.

…why you only ever hear of people being ‘fucked stupid’.  Why is it that you never hear of people being ‘fucked smart’?

…you cultivate poppies, harvest, process and export heroin for sale but have a moral objection to the consumption alcohol

…why ‘dyslexia’ is such a hard word to spell?

…why ‘abbreviation’ is such a long word?

…why ‘mnemonic’ is such a hard word to remember?

…why ‘phonetically’ is not spelled phonetically?