…you wipe your arse with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean.
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occasional random thoughts and observations of a chaotic mind in search of a strange attractor.
…you wipe your arse with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean.
…you have more wives than teeth.
…you cultivate poppies, harvest, process and export heroin for sale but have a moral objection to the consumption alcohol